But Mo’OM…I’m on an ODyssey! March 26, 2009
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Where are they now? In this economy, probably on the same couch.
Are your parents sick of your couch potato ways, asking you why you aren’t using your education or at least applying for a job at Starbucks? Are you sick of trying to explain why your life plan has changed every six months to no avail? I have just the comeback argument for you: the Odyssey years.
In this classic piece from David Brooks of the New York Times, there are about 6 phases of life these days: “childhood, adolescence, odyssey, adulthood, active retirement and old age.”
So basically, that time you spent your savings to live in New York City jobless, or the fact that your next goal is to save up for a trip to Bali to find yourself, or even your latest six-month job search are all part of the “Odyssey” years, which is kind of like your second adolescence. You know, the one that began after graduation when your biggest ambition was to work for Urban Outfitters. So tell your parents, your family, your nerdelicious in grad school that you’re just on an odyssey, dammit, and that maybe they missed out on some crucial development by rushing into things, or at least some fun. But don’t harp too much-you might need their couches sometime soon.
How to Buy Stocks: Tips for Money-Illiterate Young-uns October 13, 2008
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Believe it or not, now's the time to finally use those pennies.
This might sound crazy, but right now just might be the best time to invest in the stock market. According to the New York Times, since stocks have plummeted to ridiculously cheap levels, you can buy many more shares for a fraction of the cost, which makes it easier for the average person, or the broke post-graduate like myself, to jump in. For instance, stocks for Newell Rubbermaid, your mother’s favorite lunchbox company, are a steal at around 13 dollars, which adds up to about 300 bucks for 20 shares.
But how to become an investor outside of your company’s HR office in the first place is where the confusion sets in. This article for young investors from Chester’s Tips gives some solid starting tips for first-timers. The easiest way is to sign up an online trader like eTrade, which charges about a $9.99 commission fee(every time you buy shares, you’re charged a commission) and provides free customer service. Just a few clicks, and you’ve officially joined the ranks of financial adulthood. Considering the economy’s state, however, expect returns to be a bit slow and take a few years. You can’t bet on this for gas money-you’ve got your parents for that.
Breaking News: Secrets of Relationship Failure from Celebrity Couples! October 13, 2008
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Surprisingly, working together isn't one of them.
Finally, someone explains why Bennifer broke up. After reading Shine’s “5 Common Celeb Couple Mistakes,” you can finally rest after years of turmoil, although the list doesn’t explain much about that other couple with the same name. Hmmm…I guess the whole screwing your co-star thing didn’t make the cut.
9 Signs That Things Are Working Out for a Change October 13, 2008
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He dances AND he got me flowers- beat that!
Okay, the title of the article is actually “9 Signs You’ve Met the One,” but since I’m in my twenties, I try to be realistic. eHarmony’s advice section lays out what it feels like when things are working out between you and Mr. October Mr. Right. Basically, there’s no drama, no chasing after potentials instead of what actually is, and a fascination with the mundane (“Oh honey-tell me once again about your friend’s a-hole boyfriend. Did she dump him already? This story is just so fascinating!”- imagine that).
The Power of Quitting Already October 8, 2008
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In this series of articles for The Huffington Post, Dr. Judith Rich compares wisdom from Warren Buffet, the world’s richest person (who still lives in the same house he bought in the 1950s) and Eckhart Tolle, one of the world’s most popular spiritual leaders. The unlikely pair’s first peice of advice? Know when to let go.
Take it from Warren Buffet and Eckhart Tolle: “energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks” and “sometimes letting go is an act of far greater power .”
The Economic Crisis Driving You a Bit CrayCray? We Have Some Good News October 6, 2008
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For once, our government is doing something just in time. As part of the bailout package that was passed on Friday, insurers will now have to provide equal treatment for both physical and mental health services. My, my, those Washington folks sure are clever. Just put us all on some drugs and maybe we’ll forget about all this soon enough, right? Ooh look…a birdie just flew in my window!! Brb lajdfl;uasd;ljdf…(New York Times)
No Insurance? No Problem. How to Recession-Proof Your Health October 6, 2008
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Don't judge. Have you watched the news lately?
For those of you who don’t have health insurance or just have a serious case of internet addiction, avoiding the doctor’s office is probably a part of everyday life. You probably wash your hands more than a hypochondriac, drive at a steady 30 miles per hour while avoiding most highways, and take enough vitamin C to create a tangerine-colored halo around you that combats germs even from the diviest of dive bars. Oh..is that just me?
Anywho, many Americans will be joining your club sometime soon, and “Recession-Proof Your Health” from Your Total Health provides some tips on the correct way to deal with the government screwing you over. The most important piece of advice? Don’t Panic!!!!!!
Online Degrees: Yes, You Will Have to Leave the House- for Stanford? October 6, 2008
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- You gotta admit, the Oxygen is so much better out here.
Just in time for your future unemployment, I went to AskMen.com and found “Five Things You Didn’t Know: Online Degrees.”
For those of you who are worried that online degrees aren’t legitimate, even with your $40,000 debt from your fancy schmancy university, you’ll be surprised to find that even schools like Stanford offer online degrees and certificates. So put away your credit card and use your time between job searches to consider how you can improve your resume in a relatively small amount of time.
