People Who Need Therapy: Kile Wygle March 31, 2009
Posted by whoneedstherapy in People Who Need Therapy.Tags: alcoholics, Kile Wygle, therapy
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The troubled genius' magical invention.
Claim to fame: Inventor of a motorized bar stool who was charged with DUI when he crashed the stool after consuming 15 beers. The stool is capable of going 38 mph, and it is made with the motor of a lawnmower.
Cause for concern: We at WNT feel this genius is being wrongfully judged. His motorized invention could be the solution to many of our world’s economic and environmental problems- it saves money, gas and the lives of innocent people who could become the victim of drunk driving accidents involving cars.
Kile Wygle is just another troubled genius being labeled by our society as a drunkard, a simple man, a fool, if you will. We feel his genius is being ignored for the laughs of many. In the spirit of Galileo, we think Wygle should be freed of his charges and given the help he needs to cure him of his alcoholism.
WNT Diagnosis: Misunderstood genius, alcoholism
Treatment: Alcoholics Anonymous, an invitation to join Mensa and a government grant to build more fuel-efficient yet cost-effective vehicles.
Thank you! Thank you! We in Newark, Ohio are relieved to hear that someone out there realizes the important contribution this man can make to society. Genius…yes! No dueling banjoes for us here, we love inventiveness. The real fun would be if Mr. Wygle is a therapist. So, don’t think of us as fools, just thinking out of the box, er, bottle.